Gewoon grappig: Dear God.....

Myrthe & Yebo

@Linneke; denk dat alie even druk is met Kaleo en misschien zelf denkt "Dear God"!!! ;-)

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Remie met sledehondenteam Silver linings 3 doggies

honden foto van Remie met sledehondenteam Silver linings

Silver heeft nog wel wat problemen met nummer, 7, 9 en 10 te onthouden. O-)

linneke

haha kan best myrthe :-D
ik ga eens kijken of ik het zelf vind ;-)

linneke

gezocht en gevonden! hier komt de lange versie

Dear God:
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally, my last question...
Dear God:
When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

linneke

deze vond ik ook leuk:

Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes
mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

martin+ binkie

Zou iemand dit a.u.b willen vertalen voor me ik kan geen engels namelijk.Groetjes Martin O-)

martin+ binkie

sorry ik heb niet verder gekeken dan mijn neus lang was :'( :'(

Myrthe & Yebo

Dit stond er ook nog bij.....

Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell at one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?