Rohan

No one knows, really. He might enjoy being gay. Maybe he was dropped on his head as a baby. Maybe (as Mr. Hammel says) his mom liked poking his soft spots on his head when he was a newborn, causing him extensive brian damage. I'm* not really sure why, but nevertheless, Rohan Is Gay!!!

Let's start with Rohan's screen names for AOL Instant Messenger. We all know Rohan has no life, and enjoys annoying others. These are a few of his screen names:

1. RidersOfRohan505
2. BlahMonkey505
3. BlahMonkey5050
4. BlahMonkey50505
5. URUGLY50589
6. Xskateborder

Well, why do you think he has so many screen names? Let's see...obviously, he has no friends and enjoys annoying others. So, obviously when warning has no effect on someone who is purely gay, the final option is to use the "block" button. So, Rohan uses his other screen names to communicate with his peers once he has been blocked because of his gayness.

We all know Rohan was gay, but did we know he was LITERALLY gay? Well, I know from experience. So, I was sitting playing GameCube at my friend's new years party, and Rohan is sitting near us. He starts patting one guy on the head, strokes my shoulder, and grabs my chest from behind (trying to hurt me, or rape me? We shall never know...). Oh, you better not make Rohan mad!!! If you insult him, he doesn't have the intelligence to insult you back. He will attempt to slap you in the arm while saying his most famous line..."Myeeeaaaggh!!!" (pronounced Me-Agh, with an A sound like in Yeah). Once, Rohan followed me in the bathroom after 5th period for some odd reason, and when I turned around and asked him "What the hell do you think you're doing???" he simply replied, "Myeagh Myeagh!!!" (this was done in an insanely high pitched voice).

Rohan can't just get enough of me. He decided he would work with me at Global Systems just to be around me more often. It's not like he needs the money, since his parents buy him anything he wants. He has all three "new generation" video game systems (GameCube, XBOX and PlayStation2), with at least 5-10 games for each (except his GameCube which is fairly new). He spends almost all of his money he gets from work on his video games, and that's all he ever talks about. If you are sitting anywhere near him, he will most likely start making conversation with you about his new video game, or some game he did extensive research on that looks incredibly fun. What else can he talk about? He has no life or friends!!!

Let's say I made a website about someone else's gayness. A normal person would not deny the fact that they are gay, but would instead accept it and try to change it. But with Rohan's great brain capacity, he would definitely do that! No but seriously, Rohan decides to deny it and tell everyone "IT'S ALL LIES!!! IT'S ALL LIES!!!"

Well, that's all I can think of at the moment. Check the message board for new Rohan-isms, to post your own Rohan-isms, or just to post saying Rohan is gay/loser/has no friends. Thanks for visiting!!!